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![]() WARNING: Despite their colonial heritage, the Mooses are, in fact, English. Their families emigrated to Canada in 1959 and lived as a workers collective in the Rocky Mountains, with the intention of producing bearskin hats for the Coldstream Guards. Unfortunately, the bears had other ideas and promptly ate all the parents. The baby Mooses were raised by beavers until they were old enough to be introduced into Canadian society, where they quickly gained proficiency on a number of musical instruments. This explains their English accents and why the band are currently over here researching their roots The band comprises: |
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Ex-Mountie and Celine Dion fan club secretary, Mickey 'Rhythm' Moose on vocals and guitar . . . more |
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| Abducted by aliens from the backwoods of Manitoba, New Brian 'Wilson' Bassmoose aka 'Brian' can only hear notes at exactly 50hz as a result of genetic experiments carried out by his captors . . . more | |
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Former train driver for the Canadian Pacific Railroad Antonymoose from Vancouver on percussion . . . more |
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| Barry 'Moose on the Lead', who owns a thriving maple syrup factory just outside Quebec, on another guitar . . . more | |
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Travel arrangements and plugging things in are handled by Winnipeg born Road Moose, Brian aka 'Will', famed for setting up an entire rock festival single-handed on top of the Rocky Mountains and recently described as "a frustrated museum'. . . . more
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